We’re getting some comments here and on Facebook about Kevin’s sprint in the video, the one where he doesn’t hold his line and tries to run me off the road. I told Kevin he had a lot of “fans” out there, to which he replied “Yeah, and I’m sure they’re all middle-aged men.” That’s when I explained Life to Kevin.

The Keys to the Kingdom are held by middle-aged men

Surprisingly, a quick google search doesn’t show this phrase being used in 30 Rock by Jack Donaghy. In fact, that exact phrase doesn’t show up in google at all. Feb 27, 2013, and I’ve coined something that’s both obvious and unique? Wow. No matter how the rest of the day goes, I know I’ve accomplished something!