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Trophy case with Star Trek-quality lens flare?

Chain Reaction's Trophy Case at Arena Hotel near Grenoble
Chain Reaction’s Trophy Case at Arena Hotel near Grenoble

So what sort of person who’s traveled to France, what, 11 times now?, discovers that he forgot to pack his cycling jerseys and shorts? Actually, at the last second said person did toss in one pair of shorts & jersey, for good measure. Thankfully. But what type of person does/doesn’t do that? Apparently one who wants to do laundry each night! Thankfully it’s been quite warm here in France, so things do dry overnight if left out (in this case, the window opens up to a shutter, which has become the hanging device for the clothes to dry on). The lens flare reference is to the two recent Star Trek movies, where the director, JJ Abrams, believes that a scene without lens flare is like a hot dog without mustard.

Apparently Cesar's had his problems with pigeons too!
Apparently Cesar’s had his problems with pigeons too!

It was the ‘Tours rest day and a travel day for us, leaving Avignon and heading first to Orange, to finally see the Roman Amphitheater that we rode to but couldn’t enter on Saturday (no place to leave our bikes since we didn’t have locks). No real drama once we figured out the ultimate travel tool was the latest & greatest Google Maps that gives directions by talking to you! What a difference that makes when driving around France, where road layout can often be incredibly confusing. And it gets even-worse when you can’t take the direct route because it’s a toll road and you’re not sure it’s going to accept your credit card (which you don’t find out until you try to exit, causing some real problems for me last year when I visited the Loire Valley with my wife). From Orange we took a slightly-goofy route to Grenoble where we’re staying in a pretty oddly-placed hotel 3 miles out of town.

If asked how you'd like your meat cooked in France, try "incinéré" and you might recognize it as medium-rare
If asked how you’d like your meat cooked in France, suggest “incinéré” and you might get the American equivalent of medium-rare.

Curiously, we had our first issue with “French” food today, at a place called “Flunch”, a kind of low-rent Chilis found in some shopping centers. The mistake we made was ordering hamburgers, which unfortunately are cooked fresh for you. Unfortunate because if it had sat around for a while it might have been a bit less raw. I’ve had milkshakes that took more effort to drink than this hamburger took to eat; it was difficult to tell where the meat ended and the bun began. I never considered that a well-done burger or steak (as I generally like them) requires more effort to eat.

Tomorrow we do our second “free” ride, no stage to see. We’ll find some hills, of course, but not yet sure if we’re going to do one of the cool cliff-hugging roads like we found two years ago, or something a bit closer by (that we could ride to). It’s really unfortunate that local train service has been shut down this year so the line can be modernized… that means a lot of extra driving! But thank goodness for Google Maps, as mentioned previously.

Kevin doesn’t think Ventoux’s easy anymore

And this is the "easy" part of the climb!
And this is the “easy” part of the climb!
Can't explain this one. A guy walking up Ventoux wearing a big box with a rider's name on it.
Can’t explain this one. A guy walking up Ventoux wearing a big box with a rider’s name on it.

Our first day intercepting the Tour de France, and I’d love to say it was all fun & easy, but Ventoux is one tough climb and this time, it got the better of Kevin. Probably because it was hot, 90+ degrees for the first part, and wickedly steep. I brought along enough water (Cytomax) and made sure Kevin was drinking, and planned ahead of time to stop for a cold soda anytime Kevin wanted one. But still, that 7 mile section that averages over 9% can get to you, and it certainly did today.

Approaching Chalet Reynard, the end of the really-nasty part of the climb!
Approaching Chalet Reynard, the end of the really-nasty part of the climb!

Still, it was a successful and, in the end, fun day, even though the Dutch weren’t out in force (they’ve likely been staying on Alpe d’Huez waiting for Thursday’s big day there). Lots of people in nutty outfits, the usual cast of incredibly-strong guys pulling kids in trailers up the hill, the people yelling encouragement to you.

In a flip-flop from last year, it was Kevin that requested walking up part of the climb, about a quarter mile or so, when one of his legs was bothering him. Did I protest? No way. You do whatever it takes to get to the top! And he did recover fairly well after that.

Chris Froome, today's stage winner and likely winner overall, looking both haggard and out-of-focus. Artistic license on my part? Nope. Just screwed up.
Chris Froome, today’s stage winner and likely winner overall, looking both haggard and out-of-focus. Artistic license on my part? Nope. Just screwed up.
Far fewer issues with Gendarmes closing off the roads or telling us we couldn’t ride too! I had some concerns that we might get shut down at Chalet Reynard like they tried to do to us last time (we had to sneak around a barrier) but I figured if we got there by noon we’d make it through, and we arrived at 11:58am. Pretty good timing!

What we should not have done was to park ourselves at the highest part of the hill we could get to, 550 meters from the top. It wasn’t a great spot for photos, being in the middle of a long straight section, but it did have the advantage of a sandwich and coke seller 100 meters away. Next time, we’ll ride up as far as we can, and then head back down the hill a couple of kilometers to a good spot for photos, which means on a corner, not a straight section.

Tomorrow we pack up and leave Avignon for Grenoble, where we’ll be spending 6 nights and see the final Time Trial and all the Alps stages. Lots of big climbs still ahead, but nothing quite like Ventoux, and in fact the only climb I’ve ever found quite like Ventoux is Sonora Pass. Which I need to ride again, but seem to be in no rush to do so. 🙂